It's hard to eat beans on a plate.

Sinestro likes Bizarro Green Lantern more than he likes Bizarro Sinestro.

I'm a super-hero. My kryptonite is crowds.

My 2-Minute Drill Front Line: The β-Blockers from Ateno-town

Apparently, I have a super power. I'm incapable of hearing things correctly... What's that?... Oh, of remembering things precisely.

Is the carbonite used on Cloud City mined on Bespin or imported from another planet?

Star Wars or Star Trek? It all comes down to body modification.

As everyone is well aware, Levar Burton’s character on Star Trek: The Next Generation -- Geordi LA Forge -- wore a visor. The Bee has learned that VISOR is an acronym and stands for Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement.

Lobot, Lando Calrissian's charming aide pm Cloud City, wore a device that wrapped around the back of his head like modern-day headphones which enabled him to tap into the City’s central computer. Without a silly acronym.

Darth Vader doesn't count because he's more machine than man.

And yes, Luke had his hand replaced, but that's not funny.

I opted for street cred instead of watching Star Trek.

Alan Scott, Golden Age Green Lantern, Issued Stop-Loss Order, Forced to Protect Iraqi Airpsace.

Only geeks Yo-Yo. Well, only geeks know it's possible to Yo-Yo in zero gravity, but impossible to Walk the Dog.

The Slinky is an example of the magnetic field of a solenoid. Thanks for coming out today, Slinky. You taught me something and are no longer fun.