Without a doubt, the single greatest superpower is the ability to knit really fast. Blink and there's a sweater.

Blogger Idiot Perez Hilton Gets Bitch-Slapped, Twice

Perez Hilton made outrageous comments after being allegedly beat up by a member of Will-i-am's bodyguards. GLAAD blasted Hilton for his use of an anti-gay slur.

[Note: Will-i-am spells his name like he wants. He doesn't follow the rules. He's a rule breaker. And a horrible, horrible speller.]

If John McCain could raise his arms, he'd be the father on Frasier.