Pipe Organ Donor Has Kidney Stolen

Dave Rickenharp, longtime resident of Shady Rest, was admitted to the Surgical Ward after suffering complications from a botched, black-market surgery. Rickenharp said, “My family inherited one of the oldest concert halls in America. Despite the nostalgic value, it became clear the property was quickly devouring the family’s resources, and we were forced to sell. Before the sale, I was responsible for finding a suitable home for our antique pipe organ. Due to a language difference and a series of unfortunate circumstances beyond my control, I made the mistake of traveling to India to meet with a possible candidate, a man by the name of Doctor Horror Organsnatcher. My first reaction was, ‘That’s a silly name.’ But then I thought, who am I to say a name sounds funny? My middle name is Manheim. During the interview, I tried to explain to Dr. Organsnatcher about the organ I wanted him to take from me. Next thing I know, I woke up in a tub filled with ice and my stomach wrapped in gauze.”