Curry Bushs in Africa

Arusha, Tanzania. President George Bush and First Lady Laura Bush were interviewed this morning by Ann Curry on the Today show. Curry asked the President if he thought his administration's fight against HIV/AIDS and malaria in Africa was “god’s work.”

Bush replied, “This is probably not a politically correct thing to say, but h-e-double hockey-sticks, yes.” If there's one person in America who shouldn't be worried about political correctness, it's certainly the President.

Barry the Tanzanian Devil was unavailable for comment.

4 Score and 7 Years Ago, Librarian Screws Up

Washington DC. An official for the Library of Congress stated today that the Library just fixed two major filing errors, and one was, "Like, ancient." Photographs from Abraham Lincoln’s second inaugural induction on March 4, 1865 were incorrectly filed with photographs from Ulysses S. Grant’s administration. A man who noticed the error, clearly possessing x-ray vision, immediately contacted the Library. The reader's name? Let's just say it ends with uperman.

The second filing error, while not over one hundred years old, was even more glaring. This "Mission Accomplished" photograph was placed in a file marked US Accomplished Mission in Iraq, and was supposed to be filed under US Hasn't Accomplished Mission in Iraq Even Though Bush Said So.

The Library will report all future errors on their website under incorrect subject headings, and then start a blog detailing the corrections as they are made.