UFO Sightings a Prank, Not Start of Alien Invasion

Stephenville, TX. After several residents reported seeing lights in the sky, moving at variable rates of speed without making any noise, talk of Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy attacking earth riled this small Texas town into a frenzy. The Stephenville Police Department conducted an investigation and determined the "UFO's" were not part of the invasion foretold by Scientologists, but simply a prank by seniors at neighboring Steveville High School.