Lohan Takes Lead Over Spears in Crazy Race '08

As further punishment for her 2007 drunk driving arrests, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to two days of community service in an emergency room. Lohan told the judge, “I can do that. I’ve been to the hospital tons of times, I got my blood type tattooed on my forearm. See? (holds out arm) Put AB-Negative Here. And that's a dolphin.”

The judge then ordered Lohan to serve two more days of community service. The judge said, “Her reckless disregard for herself and others demonstrates her inability to see the consequences of her actions. That's why I've ordered Ms. Lohan to serve two more days, this time at the City Morgue." What Lohan doesn't know is that all the bodies in the morgue will be people who committed suicide right after seeing I Know Who Killed Me.