Rehoboth, Mass. The town’s main thoroughfare was closed for several hours after a peculiar accident involving a motorist and two cows. A woman was driving her daughter home when, according to police, two cows entered her lane and slammed into her vehicle. After making sure her daughter was fine, the driver wanted to check on the animals. It was at this point that one of the cows tried to carjack her. The woman grabbed her daughter and fled. The woman said, “I just kept running until I couldn’t hear that bell.”When the police and fire department arrived on the scene, the cow was still in the car. Police took the cow into custody and hog-tied the animal in less than ten seconds, insuring twenty bonus points. One officer said, “Who knows why the cow didn’t drive away? I guess it’s just too hard to shift with hooves.”
Police found the second cow nearby in a field, drunkenly singing How to Save a Life by the Fray.
