Spice Girls Cancel World Tour, World Says Thanks

Spiceshire. The Spice Girls announced the cancellation of their world tour today due to poor ticket sales. As one young Dublin girl said, "They're all, like, older than me mum's mum."

The speculation that Posh used a stand-in during costume changes seems to have become a non-issue. However, because of our tireless devotion to news, The Bee has discovered incontrovertible evidence that Posh was in fact using a stand-in. The stand-in has been identified as the DC18 Dyson-slim upright vacuum with Quick-draw Telescope-reach wand. The vacuum declined comment.