Astonishing Break, Uncanny Repair & Astonishingly Breaks Again

Several years ago, I purchased a limited edition Astonishing X-Men Colossus statue, and I accidentally broke it when I took it out of the box. I spent that entire day meticulously glueing the statue back together. I did a phenomenal job. A few years went by and I forgot that my Colossus statue was ever broken in the first place. That is until today when I accidentally knocked it off my desk and it broke again. This time I learned my lesson: no more superheroes on the desk. I put my Lex Luthor bust there instead. You know, 'cause it's obviously a villain desk.