Nobel Prize for Peace Awarded to President, Osborn Furious

Norman Osborn, director of HAMMER, has created quite a stir since not being awared this year’s Nobel Prize for Peace. During a press conference this afternoon, Director Osborn said, “Since the Nobel committee doesn’t consider me to be the foremost advocate for peace on the planet, I will decimate their entire organization until they're wiped off the face of the earth. And after the massive amount of dust settles, I will go someplace nice and build my own Peace Organization -- where I will promote the balls off Peace, the likes of which the world has never seen."