Beverly Hills, CA. The It Couple of the moment broke up today after meeting for sushi at the city’s It Spot. Representatives for both said their clients are “in the pits.” He hopes they can still be friends so he can continue to look at her tits. She quickly fired back on Larry King that she’s relieved they broke up. “I'm looking forward to some alone time, far away from his endless bits, skits, lists and fits.” His mother, and manager, told the ladies of "The View," “I'm happy they split. From the moment I met her, I thought she was a ditz.”
Despite their differences, it's rumored that these two distraught lovebirds are finding solace in the occasional Ritz. As she was leaving the news office she said, "Take a cracker, spread on a dab of peanut butter and put a raisin on top. Dee-lish."