News Brief - AMPTP Xmas Gifts - Baby Seal-skin Ipod Covers.

A high-ranking AMPTP member who wished to remain anonymous (Cick Nounter) told this reporter that the AMPTP was going to give lush blankets adorned with the AMPTP logo and 2007 in the center as this year's Christmas gift. Instead, because of undisclosed profits resulting from internet revenue specifically from scripted television programs, the Board will give every member of the AMPTP baby seal-skin Ipod covers. It's not waterproof, but it's fashionable. Nounter couldn't confirm whether or not the Ipod covers would be processed seal-skin, or if they're just gutted baby seals, laced up like a Chuck Taylor.