News Brief - Man Finally Settles On Signature for the Bank

Temecula, California. Preston Butterlick, a local vacuum cleaner salesman, announced today that he’s finally settled on a signature to use every time he makes official bank business.

Teller, Rachel Laredo, said, “I think it’s great. It’s something he can duplicate. With ATM deposits technology on the rise, signatures are becoming more and more important. Plus, he makes a real statement with his P and B. Big, bold, and cursive."

Butterlick also stated he will use this signature for all business related matters, but will not ignore his legendary autograph sketches he hands out every year at the Suc-Shack’s Annual BBQ Fireman’s Fundraiser. "After years of running around, signing my name crazy every time, I thought it was time to settle down." This reporter asked Mr. Butterlick if he was speaking about his signature, or his marriage. Butterlick stated, "That's absurd. Meredith and I have had our problems, just like any other couple, but we're working it out. It's like a job. An all day, on-call neverending job. Say, who wants some pulled pork?"