Mayor of Hollywood: Fade Out. End of Show.

Johnny Grant, longtime "Mayor of Hollywood," died at the age of 84.

Hollywood Homicide detectives immediately named Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly as suspects. Seacrest adamantly denied all the allegations brought upon him, stating that he wasn't even in Los Angeles at the time of Grant's death. "I was busy standing outside of some random hotel ballroom, waiting for the outcome of Idol auditions. I've been on this show from the beginning and I've never actually seen an audition. Not one. Can you tell I'm wearing lifts?"

Daly, however, sent out a mass email to all his friends asking for alibi ideas. "This was a red flag," stated Sergeant Joe Gavilan (phoned in by Harrison Ford). "The script to Hollywood Homicide was another red flag, but I didn't realize it, and it cost me. But not this time, Daly. Not this time."