Los Angeles, CA. Hours ago, international music sensation and negligent mother Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai Hospital. According to Spears, "They tried to hold me on a 5150, but that's fake. That's a Van Halen record."Despite all the child custody issues Spears has gone through, her backup dancers hope this most recent incident will "shake that crazy bitch back to reality. Love you, Brit!"
Spears said, “There’s a room in the hospital filled with brand new babies, y'all. They were so cute. I remember when I had kids... Anyway, all the babies were in little boxes like at the airport before you go through the metal screener thingy. Don’t tell anybody, but I moved some of the baby boxes around. Don’t tell. Shhh. Ooh! Doctor Phil's on the tv!”
