I enjoy listening to Salsa music and Mexican folk and Mexican rap and Mexi-merica fusion even though I don't have the slightest idea what any of them are saying.
That's because I had the worst Spanish teacher back in high school. If her students --later in life -- found themselves in a situation where it was crucial that they speak Spanish, this reporter only had one -- one phrase -- just one at his disposal -- "Yo tengo Mrs. Feenerman en my poket." "I have Mrs. Feenerman in my pocket." So, that's really great.
