Breaking news from our Gotham City affiliate, Arkham Asylum... A Batman stage show is in the works, written by two men who also wrote on Batman: The Animated Series. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we've been unable to ascertain whether or not this production will include song and dance numbers.
Arkham had to end our conference call when yet another prisoner escaped and they went into lockdown. Fortunately, authorities apprehended the prisoner. Unfortunately, the prisoner escaped two hours later.
The Bee is trying to reestablish communication with Arkham, and we'll report any further developments - on the stage show, not the prisoner.
In the meantime, we'd like to offer an idea for a song and dance number:
He's Just A Boy - Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth duet. Bruce wants to invite Dick Grayson into the operation. Alfred's against it, mainly because he doesn't want to share Bruce with anyone.
