In an ongoing effort to provide the Shady Rest community with comprehensive and up-to-the minute coverage, Daily Bee reporters, well, the reporter, was issued a mobile device and told simply to update the site more.
"The hell I will," the reporter said. "I'm only gonna use it for Twitter and Facebook."
"Well, just think about it," the managing editor pleaded.
The reporter laughed, grabbed the new phone and exited the office. After a beat, he came back in.
"What?!" the editor snapped.
The reporter politely asked, "Can I download ringtones?"
"Yes," the editor replied, "just don't go crazy."
"Um, yeah, okay, try to walk off the property. You can't. That's 'cause this place is a mental institution," the reporter barked.
The editor considered this for a moment. "Oh, right. Then yeah, go nuts."
