
#ShieldDerbyHorseNames
Farmington Vic, Cleetus Van Damme, Al Capone's Badge, Shane's Grenade, Lemonhead, Money Train, Corrine's Dream, Rondell's Records, Gilroy's Mistress, Ding Dong Dutch, Stove Top Ronnie, Trumped Up Charge, Antwon's Boot, Real Bad Dad, Hey Glenn Close, Tavon's Iron, Strike Team, Slingin' n' Pimpin', Glenn Close?, Oh, Terry!, Greenlit, Hungry Like the Wolf, Chopfoot, What's Your Problem With Glenn Glose?, Vic's Jacket, Tweener Pussy, Claudette's Condition, Dutch Hates Cats, Julian's Closet, Rezian's Bookkeeper, Cuddler Rapist, No problem With Glenn Close, Armadillo's Dove, Lem's Locker, Ronnie's Fucked, It's Glenn Freakin' Close, Mara's Shoulder, Jackson's Truck, Guardo's Gotta Go, Aceveda's Photo, Blackmail Briefcase
*Inspired by #WireDerbyHorseNames on Twitter.