Avatar, oh Avatar

The Bee's movie critic, Arch Cannon, just returned from a brief stay in a padded cell after "getting increasingly agitated during group sessions," and finally got a chance to see Avatar.

Avatar: 6 out of 10 padded cells

Arch said, "In the middle of the film, I thought about getting a haircut. I also thought about moving by desk and dresser. You know, mix up my room a bit. And maybe see if I could get a new floor lamp. Those were my favorite parts of the movie. I'm actually happy I saw the movie in 2D. It was one less dimension for it to suck in."