Burbank, CA. Unable to pay his mortgage, unable to feed his children, he had to do something. Like many of his compatriots, he was forced to find other means of income while the AMPTP refuses to even speak with the WGA. Unfortunately, this one particular individual was so desperate, he was forced to enter the dangerous world of mixed martial arts.This afternoon, the Tasmanian Devil participated in his first, and most likely last competition in the ever-popular UFC. Devil was submitted by an arm-bar perfectly executed by Matt Hughes, just nine seconds into the first round. Frustrated by his performance, Devil spun out, slammed his head on a folding table and knocked himself unconscious.
Devil was immediately rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital, where he underwent a series of tests, including comprehensive x-rays of his trachea. Doctors are having a hard time determining whether or not Devil's voice is impaired because of his "unique" accent.
Undaunted by his training partner's brutal defeat, Hamton Joseph Pig announced today that he still plans on entering the World Wrestling Entertainment's (WWE) Royal Rumble, on January 27, 2008 live from Madison Square Garden. Pig said, "I have no other means of employ. And I've been wearing these overalls since Tiny Tunes Adventures went off the air. I'm hungry. In general, but also for a win. I'm gonna grease up like the other guys, run around and try not to get thrown out of the ring. Shouldn't be too hard."
