United States Supreme Court of Ignorance

During oral arguments in the case of City of Ontario v. Quon, Chief Justice John Roberts stopped the proceedings because he didn't know the difference between e-mails and texts. (Ontario v. Quon deals with police officers and their right to privacy with text messages)

In an exclusive interview with The Daily Bee, Chief Justice Roberts said, "I still don't understand how I can be cc'd on an e-mail and yet no actual carbon copy is ever presented. Are little tiny people inside the Internet shredding those flimsy pieces of paper? I should hope so."

At the end of the day, Chief Justice Roberts returned to Chambers and tried to send an e-mail on an intern's P-Touch Label Machine.